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Name: Slimm
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There is one thing that sort of worries me , are all of the Democrats as narrow minded and uninformed as the whirrly gigs that write into this forum?
Hopefully these small minded insulting humanoids are not an accurate sampling of the American Democrat. If it is we have a lot bigger problems than I had foreseen.
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Message: Name: KIROV email: 'SHE HAD BECOME LIKE THEY ARE' Message: Friday June 1 11:20 AM ET Powell: Bush to Renew China's Normal Trade Status WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush (news - web sites) will notify Congress on Friday that he plans to renew normal trade relations with China for an additional year, Secretary of State Colin Powell (news - web sites) said. With diplomatic relations still strained over Beijing's decision in April to hold crew members of a downed U.S. surveillance plane for 11 days, Powell said maintaining normal trade relations would help U.S. exporters while promoting change ``for the better'' in China. ``The president's decision is not an endorsement of China's policies, some of which clearly conflict with America's views and values,'' Powell said, writing in The Washington Post. ``Rather, we believe that extension of normal trade relations with China again this year is clearly in America's interest.'' Bush signaled his decision earlier this week to extend normal trade relations for an additional year in a speech that was well received by Chinese officials. ``We express our welcome,'' Foreign Ministry spokesman Zhu Bangzao said in response. ``This is a two-way reciprocal trade arrangement between two nations and absolutely not a favor granted by one country to another.''
MY TWO CENTS - THIs MAY BE AGOOD MOVE IF IT EMPOWERS JENG XIAMIN TO BETTER REIN IN THE PLA - BUSH CAN ADD SOME STICK WITH THIS CARROT IF STARTS MAKING NOISES ABOUT CHINA getTING WITH THE PROGRAM RE WTO FULL COMPLIANCE & MARKET TRANSPARENCY - PRC HAS A WAYS TO GO IN THIS REGARD - HE ALSO NEEDS TO DO WHAT HE CAN TO STIMULATE HEMISPHERIC TRADE NAFTA PLUS LATIN AMERICA - THAT COULD SERVE AS A WAKE-UP CALL TO CHINA NOT TO TAKE THEIR EXPORT PRIMACY FOR GRANTED enter your name: enter your email: enter your message: or
Name: Slimm
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Message: Pardon me if I called the long haired lovely a jackass , I had a much higher opinion of you than to think your only rebuttal would be so inane.
In any debate that I may have I feel I have won when that is the only kind of rebuttal I recieve in answer to my comments.
Would you please accept my humble apology?
Name: FatBoy 2 Slimm
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Message: Remember "The Map"! (Anyone know a link for that graphic?) Libs live in three places. We have the rest. They can keep the sewers known as big cities. I like the country. Stinks less. Fewer criminals (and the local cops know them all by name). If they want to live in the cesspools I say we let 'em.
Name: magpie
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Message: Message: mike-i don't know why you keep posting this geo-political stuff about asia in general and russia in particular. the leftists of this forum don't give a shyte about potential geo-political alliances. they're focused on some rich guy who pays through the nose paying for their fucking controlling nanny state. what pissed them off is that after they rape the rich-some of them still can afford a lexus. the leftists are no more than self rightious ingnorami with a petty jealous mean streak. they do their best to undereducate young people in hopes that they will be too stupid to figure out their charade. wayne lapierre is right. they need and want more violence and gun deaths to perptuate their agenda. you can bet your ass that bill clinton was happy about the OKC bombing and used it in a way to boost his ratings. that's the way they are.
Name: i.m.
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Message: Name: magpie email: Message: i say we head the civil war off at the past and just split the country up ala yougoslavia. let the leftists have their third world welfare state and the conservatives their own country based on slef sufficiency. they can export babs cd's and syndicated rosie o'fatass shows for revenue. we'll manufacture high tech stuff to sell to them. of course they won't have any money to buy so we will have to look elsewhere for our markets. i wonder how the military would take the split? Name: LOU B. YANCA email: '40,000 MEN AND WOMEN EVERY DAY' Message: John McCain dumped the wife who stood by him through his captivity with the North Vietnamese who gave him preferential treatment over other prisoners. ..... ***Not that I'm any huge McCain fan, but isn't it a laugh to watch the same people who demonized Jeffords now start up against McCain?*** MAIS NON, WE WERE POITING OUT WHAT A DUPLICITOUS SHAM mCCAIN IS LONG BEFORE JEFFORDS PULLED HIS WITCHEROO. MCCAIN IS AN OPPORTUNIST ELITZI OF THE WORST RANK - NEXT TO HIM EVEN BILL CLINTON STARTS TO LOOK PRINCIPLED - THATS WHY THE DEMOS ARE SO ENAMORED OF APPLE-HEAD MCCAIN.
BUT ON OTHER NOTE RE JEFFORDS - JEFFORDS IS A WORM BOY, PRETENDING TO BE A MAN OF CONSCIENCE WHEN HE IS JUST A CREATURE OF OPPORTUNITY - HE SWITCHED PARTIES IN HOPE OF GETTING PLUM ASSIGNMENTS FROM THE DEMOS BECAUSE HIS POWER ON COMMITTEE WAS ABOUT UP DUE TO GOP TERM LIMITS. BUT I DON'T THINK HE ESPECIALLY DEFRAUDED HIS VERMONT CONSTITUENTS, THEY AREA PRETTY LEFTY BATCH OF REPUBLICANS WHO I THINK SEEM TO BE JUST AS COMFORTABLE WITH HIM AS A DEMOCRAT. JEFFORDS COMPLAINED HE WASN'T GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION BUT HE DID GET MORE MONEY FRO SPECIAL ED THIS YEAR - HE JUST NEEDED AN EXCUSE TO GRANDSTAND.
IT'LL BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW LONG HIS HONEYMOON WITH THE DEMOS LASTS. ITS FUNNY HOW VERY PARTISAN AND PARTY-ALIGNED SO MANY SELF-STYLED INDEPENDENTS ARE.
Name: cafe chatter
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Slimm what makes you think it's only Democrats who oppose your GOP reign of error?
There are Progressives, Leftists, Hard core feminists, Unionists, Labor Activists, Enviro-activists (Earth First, Sierra Club etc), Anarchists, Socialists, New Left, Black Panthers, CISCAP, Maoists, Marxists, La Raza, ShadowWarriors, and hell....even Libertarians!
How pathetically small minded of you to focus on the obvious target as the only one.
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Remember "The Map"! (Anyone know a link for that graphic?) Libs live in three places. We have the rest. They can keep the sewers known as big cities. I like the country. Stinks less. Fewer criminals (and the local cops know them all by name). If they want to live in the cesspools I say we let 'em.
Good. Then let's get rid of the Electoral College and let the people elect the president for a change. You'll talk nicer to population centers of the "liberals".
Name: bill deal & the rhondells
email: magpie
Message: i post it just to mystify people and cause i'm a fanatic for all this junk - i should know better because except for a few of the other paleozoids here, you and the editor mainly, almost no one ever responds to the international stuff.
it is kind of a neo-pre-columbian mind set we're seeing.
Name: The Revolution Begins?
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Enough already!
By Jon Dougherty
Let me see if I have this correct.
Public display of the Ten Commandments in the U.S. Supreme Court building in Washington, D.C., is OK, but displaying those same commandments in public or in government buildings in Indiana is not OK, right?
So far, so good.
Next, public display of the Ten Commandments in the Supreme Court's actual chamber is not an official congressional or government recognition of a particular (Christian) religion, but public display of the same commandments in Indiana is, right?
OK.
Finally, displaying the Ten Commandments in the chamber of the U.S. Supreme Court is not a violation of the First Amendment, but displaying them in Indiana is, right?
Right – according to the U.S. Supreme Court and some lower federal courts, anyway.
If you're confused, that's OK – it's normal. Most thinking people are confused by this, since it reeks of hypocrisy and constitutional violation.
Nonetheless, this is exactly what the Supreme Court said earlier this week when justices, by a 6 to 3 margin, decided not to hear a case involving the public display of the Ten Commandments on a monument in front of a municipal building in a place called Elkhart, Ind.
I'll explain.
Elkhart city officials were sued a few years back by the American Civil Liberties Union because, allegedly, public display of the Ten Commandments on city government-owned turf is a violation of the Constitution's "separation of church and state" mandate that is supposedly buried somewhere in the First Amendment.
The problem with that argument is the same as it's always been: There is no constitutional language calling for a "separation of church and state" and, while I'm at it, I challenge any commie ACLU lawyer to show me where the Constitution actually says that.
Rather, the First Amendment says only this: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."
The "separation of church and state" phrase came from a letter Thomas Jefferson wrote to a Baptist group in the early 1800s. That phrase does not exist in the Constitution of the United States, and yet, it has been used successfully by the ACLU and other legal groups to prohibit public displays of any kind of religious inscription, portrayal, or characters in cities and states all over the country.
Worse, that means any number of federal judges have accepted this bogus argument as valid, yet none of them have ever been able to honestly cite that passage in any of their rulings because it simply does not exist in our supreme governing document.
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Message: You'll talk nicer to population centers of the "liberals".
Why?
Name: FatBoy 2 monikerless coward asshole criminal retard
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Good. Then let's get rid of the Electoral College and let the people elect the president for a change. You'll talk nicer to population centers of the "liberals".
Why would I want to violate the wisdom of the Constitution or "talk nicer" about the criminals who've banded together in the Democratic Party?
Name: Libs to Map
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Message: "Libs live in three places."
Make that: Libs live in threeBEST places.
Name: brit
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Enough already! By Jon Dougherty
What an idiot.
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email: Indian Mike
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"mike-i don't know why you keep posting this geo-political stuff about asia in general and russia in particular. the leftists of this forum don't give a shyte about potential geo-political alliances"
Excuse me, magpie, speak for yourself. I ENJOY AND APPRECIATE Indian Mike geo-political stuff about Asia in general and Russia in particular. I READ what Indian Mike writes (when he paragraphs it) and appreciate it. Indian Mike is an intellectual and brings me information I NEED TO KNOW, so stop with the insults.
Name: FatBoy 2 monikerless coward asshole criminal retard
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Good. Then let's get rid of the Electoral College and let the people elect the president for a change. You'll talk nicer to population centers of the "liberals".
Why would I want to violate the wisdom of the Constitution or "talk nicer" about the criminals who've banded together in the Democratic Party?
Name: Brilliant rebuttle!
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brit
What an idiot.
Name: FatBoy
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. I ENJOY AND APPRECIATE Indian Mike geo-political stuff about Asia in general and Russia in particular.
I'm with the Editor on this one. indian mike is one of the sharpest tools in the shed as pappy used to say...
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Message: There are Progressives, Leftists, Hard core feminists, Unionists, Labor Activists, Enviro-activists (Earth First, Sierra Club etc), Anarchists, Socialists, New Left, Black Panthers, CISCAP, Maoists, Marxists, La Raza, ShadowWarriors, and hell....even Libertarians!
lost and lost and lost of union people like the GOP a whole lot better than big labor's fat cat leaders - lots of libertarians seem closer to the republicans than the demos - the rest of that bunch doesn't add up to much - but then the Bolseheviks never were more than a fringe group either, dspite their name. Believe it or not, that batch is a whole, whole lot more marginal than you realize, notwithstanding their disproportionate publicity apparatus - big sqwauk, lotta talk, hearts of chalk
Name: Slimm
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Message: Pardon me if I called the long haired lovely a jackass , I had a much higher opinion of you than to think your only rebuttal would be so inane.
In any debate that I may have I feel I have won when that is the only kind of rebuttal I recieve in answer to my comments.
Would you please accept my humble apology?
Name: Slimm
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Message: Pardon me if I called the long haired lovely a jackass , I had a much higher opinion of you than to think your only rebuttal would be so inane.
In any debate that I may have I feel I have won when that is the only kind of rebuttal I recieve in answer to my comments.
Would you please accept my humble apology?
Name: Editor to Slim
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Message: Ok, Ok..You're pardoned. I still love you! But don't do it again...
Name: magpie
email: chaoz the socialist
Message: Could it be the reality that slashing slashing slashing social programs and the taxes that pay for them is actually going to harm these very groups? Again, what political movement started and fought for the abolition of child labor? For social security? For Medicaid? GI Bill? Safe drinking water and food? For the right of women and Blacks to vote? For the right of working people to organize for a fair wage, work day and safe working condition? LIBERALS my friend, that's who.
no shit! i don't want no fucking social security- thank you're over concerned ass very much. i'd rather keep the money and make a real return on it-but you would lose your biggest tool to kept the lefts dependent constituency. i don't want your fucking medicaid either. drives the price of care way up as the doctors and healthcare providers know that they can rip off the unfeeling government with impunity. i really feel like i should have a choice as to whether i have to pay for some lazy jerkoffs medical care. you do understand the term 'choice' don't you?
as far as working conditions-you better kneel down to the alter of the hated richard nixon for osha.or at least give hima little credit if you can find it in your black heart.
Name: Rojohn
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The defection of Vermont Senator Jim Jeffords from the Repugs brought into sharp relief the contrast between George W. Bush’s mantra about changing the negative tone of Washington and the reality.The ultra-conservative Washington Times may have expressed the schizophrenia best on its May 24 editorial page. The newspaper, which is financed by South Korean theocrat Rev. Sun Myung Moon, highlighted what it called the “outrage of the week” in an editorial that accused Senate Democrats of delivering “a major hit” to “the political civility that President George W. Bush committed himself to restore in Washington.”
The editorial complained that Democratic leaders had balked at a plan to let 98-year-old Senator. Strom Thurmond, R-S.C., skip some late-night votes by “pairing” him with a Democratic senator who would agree not to vote. Though this decision seems to have come from the Democratic leadership, the Times tossed in freshman Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton for blame, with a gratuitous slap at profits she made from commodities trading in the 1970s.
Then, in its own strange “pairing” – given the concern for civility – the Times published a crude editorial cartoon depicting Jeffords with donkey ears. “If he talks like a jackass, walks like a jackass, looks like a jackass, and calls himself an elephant, then he’s probably a dumb jackass,” the Washington Times cartoonist wrote.
This unblushing juxtaposition of high-minded language about civility and the politics of insult has become typical of this new political landscape in which language grows ever more distant from reality. Shrub’s supporters, in particular, wax eloquent about their commitment to political gentility while continuing the opposite behavior, without a wince for the hypocrisy.
The Jeffords defection, which cost Republicans control of the Senate, ripped off the genteel masks big time. The Wall Street Journal dubbed Jeffords “a big baby” in one online editorial. “Benedict Jeffords,” howled the headline of the New York Post.
The National Review’s Jonah Goldberg observed ruefully, “I know that it’s illegal to sew a half-starved weasel into his small intestine, but there are other options.”
Judicial Restraint?
Beyond language, the events of the past decade have made clear that even the application of law is now just a political weapon.
On the same days as the civility editorial and the Jeffords-jackass cartoon, The Washington Times carried advertisements for a “tribute to Honourable N. Sanders Sauls,” the Florida judge who rejected Vice President Al Gore’s motion for a Florida recount after Sauls had eaten up precious time last fall and then refused to examine the ballots that had been introduced as evidence.
This latest Sanders Sauls tribute – scheduled for June 7 – is sponsored by the right-wing Judicial Watch, which filed an endless string of lawsuits against Democrats during the Clinton administration and intervened on Bush’s behalf in the recount battle. Sauls, who apparently sees nothing wrong in siding openly with partisan factions, also is being honoured in June by the FreeRepublic.com group, another far-right collection of rabid Clinton-haters.
Name: Sam Peckinpaw
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Message: Rojohn, any way you slice it Jeffords ran as a Republican, won as a Republican, changed party affiliation at the behest of Democrats and was rewarded by Democrats. The fact that he has always voted as a Democrat is his only defense. I say, and many other say, good riddance. I hope we run the Liberals out of the Republican Party and I hope you run the Conservatives out of the Democratic Party. The time for honestly choosing sides is upon us.
Name: magpie
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Message: sorry for my outbursts. mike i was trying to be sarcastic and to ridicule the selfish hypocrites on the left-not to entice you not to post the articles in the sino-former soviet region. it's just that this thing with the rift is getting worse and worse. both sides do it-know they do it-but are reduced to the trump blame game. the left uses these exchanges them in the name of victimhood and persecution to further their already communist agenda. i keep hearing that because america is capitalist-it is ugly and not something to aspire to. they want us all to live in an orderly society where any individuality is ridiculed. like one of those scandinavian countries where life is fair and gentile. guess what? those countries have some of the highest suicide rates in the world! people don't like to be controlled! it's depressing! conformity will kill us! but the collectivists don't give a shit! when an individualist talks about the cruelties of capitalism-they always yap about social darwinism and how freakin unfair it is. they sure don't care about people blowing their brains out or jumping off a building as they feel that they are malcontents who are better off for society if they are dead. but when i say let some lazy fuck starve-i'm evil and mean.
THIS AIN'T EUROPE!!!
Name: Credit where credit is due...
email: I feel his pain!
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Sen. Jeffords to Return Some Campaign Donations
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vermont Sen. James Jeffords (news - web sites) plans to return campaign donations to voters in his state who asked for refunds after his defection from the Republican Party, his spokesman said on Thursday.
Jeffords's press secretary, Eric Smulson, confirmed some Vermonters had asked for their money back. However, Smulson said he did not know the exact number of refund requests the senator had received.
Jeffords left the Republican Party last week, saying he felt it had become too conservative. He became an independent, but his move tipped the balance of power in the Senate to the Democrats.
Earlier on Thursday, his office said Jeffords had received death threats after announcing his decision to leave the Republican ranks.
``He did receive threats,'' Smulson said. ``We are taking them very seriously.''
Smulson would not comment on whether Capitol Police officers had been assigned to protect Jeffords, who is attending an environmental conference in Italy this week.
Name: Witch Hazel
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Message: Jeffords is no traitor. He made a decision according to his conscience, just as Sandra Day O'Connor did when she tipped the election to Bush. One person CAN make a difference in this great democracy, never forget that.
Jeffords just evened the score, as I see it. If the Supreme Court can change the outcome of a national election with impunity, then certainly one Senator can change his party because he honestly believes it is what he has to do.
This election will stand out in history for its confusion and muddy legal maneuvering. As Jon Stewart dubbed it, the last election really was "INDECISION 2000." And it still is. Jeffords just made a move that helped correct a bad decision in this election mess.
Name: California Strikes Back
email: Come and bash Bush! It's fun!
Message: Click on one fist first, then the other. Three programs...terrific! Click here for some fun
Name: Rojohn
email: Cal
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Thanks loads. That link was a good shout ... and sooooo therapeutic.
Name: St. Bernard Parish girls have the nicest behinds
email: Big-wheel Yazoo vs. the 20" 3.5 Briggs & Stratton
Message: mike i was trying to be sarcastic and to ridicule the selfish hypocrites on the left-not to entice you not to post the articles in the sino-former soviet region. it's just that this thing with the rift is getting worse and worse.
Ahh Hahh! Just as I thought...no slight was perceived and the rift has gotten so cavernous we may as well have some fun and give each other ome guff if we don't want to become lock-step automata like so many of the opposition (but not all.
the part about europe i hope our leftie friends read and think about they want to be able to enforce their tax policies here as well in europe - we have agreed to share tax data with euro agencies so we don't become the tax haven we once were.
i remeber some eengineers at Sub____ Co. from Hull and Yarmouth talking about how bad itw was pre-Thatcher w/double digits everything but new jobs. Europe seems to be going back tothose days - and contrary to what the even the most well-intentioned adgerents of govt. safety nets for all would admit, they have not made things that much better. agirl from scaandinavia was talking on wtix owner ed butler's radio show saying how cold and horrid the sweish were with their national health - they let people sit in waiting rooms for days, literally stepping over infirm people unable to move as they come and go on their own timetables.
it ain't just their staff - they have little in the way of materiel , equipment, or medicines - except on paper. like you said ( juust about), that is where complete medicaid will get us. .
but like your boy said, 'i ws born in little rock (not really)/had a childhood sweetheart/we gonna buy a big lownmower/then we'll make it through the weeds/ yeah yeah yeah'
or somethin like that
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If some straight guy went around bashing gays in print the way you've been bashing
poo-eaters, we'd all assume he was a closet case. So, how about it, Dan: What's your real
motivation, huh? Expressing personal preference is one thing, but publishing letters just
so you can point out how disgusted you are is hate-mongering. Poo-eaters no doubt have a
lot to deal with without having some sex columnist remind them of their marginal status.
Most people I've met with strange fetishes would rather not have them. They can't help
it. First, I am not now, nor have I ever been, a poo-eater. Of course, if I were a poo-eater, I probably wouldn't admit it in print, so I guess you'll have to take my denial with a grain of salt. Or, if you prefer, a kernel of corn.
In the interest of full disclosure, I will admit to having some rather strange fetishes myself. I've found my fetishes to be pleasurable at some times (for obvious reasons) and irksome at others (for logistical reasons). And there have been times when I've wished I didn't have the fetishes that I do, so I understand what poo-eaters out there must be going through. Finding likeminded perverts is never easy, and the more obscure or stomach-churning your fetish, the harder it is to find that special someone. However, LBDR, while each of us has an absolute right to explore our fetishes with willing, likeminded perverts of legal age, we do not have the right to demand that other people refrain from wrinkling their nose in disgust when our fetishes are discussed in a public forum. Is what you told shit-eaters serious? "Please stop reading my column." That's
the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I am into scat. Just because you don't have my fetish
and don't understand it, that doesn't make it wrong. People who say "That's
disgusting!" are pathetic. What I'm into is the same as someone having a foot fetish.
The object of the fetish is not what it is in and of itself, but the meaning that object
has taken on over the course of a person's individual experience. This is why the
smell/taste of shit is not as appalling to a shit-eater as it might be to a
non-shit-eater. The shit-eater's attachment is founded upon something larger and more
profound. It is subconsciously symbolic. I never said eating shit is wrong; I said eating shit is disgusting. If shit-eaters are eating shit because they're turned on by feeling dirty or degraded--which seems the likeliest subconsciously symbolic attachment--then shit-eaters should be willing to acknowledge that eating shit is, in point of fact, disgusting. And, while the human impulse to fetishize feet or shit may be the same, discussing the sight, smell, and taste of feet elicits a very different reaction from a non-foot-fetishist than a shit-eating discussion elicits from a non-shit-eater. Deal with it. Tell your shit-freak readers to get jobs in nursing homes wiping butts. Not only will
they get to handle shit all day long, but they'll also get paid for it! In defense of shit freaks (how I dreaded ever having to write that), I should point out that the person producing the turd is just as important as the turd itself. A straight guy who wants to lick feet isn't interested in any old foot, SEPS, but a foot attached to someone he finds attractive. Likewise, a turd in an adult diaper pinched out by someone's demented old granny won't do much for a wholesome, God-fearing, right-thinking shit freak. What shit freaks want, of course, are turds pinched by Pamela Anderson or Ben Affleck or, in some extremely distressing cases, James Gandolfini. I wanted to send a warning to your poo-eating readers. While urine is relatively
sterile, shit is chock-full of bacteria, viruses, and everything else the body deems
unworthy to stay inside. Scat is not safe. There have been many cases of people sent to
the hospital, and even the morgue, from turd-gobbling. For your readers who have this
fetish, I recommend sticking to videos. There are quite a few available, most of which use
chocolate pudding. Videos aren't the only option for poo freaks, PIFT. On The Safe Edge: A Manual For SM Play, an exhaustive and, at times, exhausting book, holds out hope for health-conscious poo-eaters everywhere. "There are many foods that have a consistency similar to feces," writes author Trevor Jacques, the Martha Stewart of the SM scene. "A single drop of butyric acid [smells] like a ton of feces, so you could use a combination of butyric acid and food for the right effect." Mashed potatoes that smell and taste like crap: It's a good thing. I'm a 25-year-old straight male, and I love to go down on women. One of my favorite freaky things to do while I'm eating a girl out is to randomly lick her asshole. I've seen this done in pornos, and from personal experience I know it drives some women wild. I love having it performed on me when I'm getting head, and by trying it on a lady first, she gets the idea of what turns me on. In a perfect situation, this is something you do in or after a long, hot shower. However, I don't always find myself in perfect situations that allow for a complete scrubbing back there. So, my question is this: How dangerous and unsanitary is this after a long night of going out to bars with chicks using public bathrooms? P.S. I want to clarify that I am NOT one of the poo-eaters who read your column. Look where all this poo-eating talk has gotten us. Normal people--guys into eating pussy and licking squeaky-clean butts--now feel compelled to deny being poo-eaters when they write. Nothing about your letter, CBP, led me to believe you were into shit, and it pains me to no end that you felt compelled to deny it in a P.S. Anyway, to answer your question: Only clean butts should be licked, as dirty butts can make a person very, very ill (hepatitis, intestinal parasites, cooties), and butt-licking should never be a first-date activity. If you're going to rim or be rimmed, shower first. If you don't have time to shower, wipe your crack with a wet, soapy washcloth. Insisting that your date prep herself for an ass-licking may deprive you of the element of surprise, but it will keep your butt-licking self and your butt-licking partner a whole lot safer. What's it called when a guy eats out a girl during her period? I just love drenching my
face in Hillary's fresh flow. Vince, you disgust me. See, shit-eaters? It's not just you.
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email: Hazel's Bologna!
Message: with impunity? They have had to put up with ignorant disrespect and twaddle of people who know full well the Court was doing its duty not its preference.
Name: i.m.
email: engineer joke
Message: i liked that engineer joke - i sent it to my boss who is married to an engineer and it has already gotten lots of laffs
Name: Revisionist
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Jeffords is no traitor. He made a decision according to his conscience,
Had he "made a decision according to his conscience" before he ran and was elected as a Republican I might be inclined to agree. As it stands he stabbed every single person who voted for him over his Democrat opposition in the back. The fact that he's giving back some of his contributors money is a step in the right direction. Now, if he could just refund the votes. Any bets on him winning his next election? (I wonder if Vegas has odds on this yet?)
Name: Sven Roglestad
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Message: Ya, dis Magpie es rite. Dey vant to control us all de time. De vinters are veery lonk ant depressink. Ve vood like to live in Amerika before it's like it is here.
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Whoa! That Prince of Peace throws a MEAN hip check!
Name: Unfinished Business
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In a last-minute executive order, ex-President Clinton extended his daughter's Secret Service protection till she leaves Stanford University, where she is a senior. VERY WISE PARENT
Wise? Evil might be a more accurate term. Self centered, greedy asshole might even be better. This pig is making tons of cash just for talking (his only actual talent) and he foots ME for the security detail for his daughter AFTER HE LEAVES PUBLIC OFFICE. This son af a bitch has never paid his own way and never will. What better statement of the Democratic Party's system of beliefs could there be?! No personal responsibility, just fuck the taxpayers again. Go Bubba Go! (Just stay gone!)
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Oh yeah? Just try and foul me ya little bastard...see if you live after death
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14-23-12..hut..hut...SALVATION!
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Message: Obviously
Name: 'im
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Message: If all the swedes looked like a young Inger Stevens, they could have socialized birdfeeders and I wouldn't care. Bu they don't look loike Inger and they quit making Abba records, so they should just be made a province of Portugal.
Name: magpie
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Message: people kill themselves over there more because the feminists have a lot of power and drive others crazy.
like the old joke: why do men die younger than women? answer-because they want to.
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There have been many cases of people sent to the hospital, and even the morgue, from turd-gobbling
damn
Name: Slimm
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Message: Pardon me if I called the long haired lovely a jackass , I had a much higher opinion of you than to think your only rebuttal would be so inane.
In any debate that I may have I feel I have won when that is the only kind of rebuttal I recieve in answer to my comments.
Would you please accept my humble apology?
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Message: Looks like I have a buddy some where , that is odd.
You know I could not care less about what Jeffords does , but it does seem a few people would feel stepped on after voting for a Republican only to find he is a Democrat.
It is not just that , it is also the fact that in reality he sold his vote. You can argue that but , did he or did he not recieve remuneration for switching sides.
Okay , if you want to argue that did he get something for jumping sides that he would not have gotten had he remained a Repulican?
You southpaws can rationalize anything from violent rape to common theft so I don't see this as a problem for you , I would just like to see it printed. Thanks
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Message: Would you please accept my humble apology?
smells like teen spirit
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You know I could not care less about what Jeffords does , but it does seem a few people would feel stepped on after voting for a Republican only to find he is a Democrat.
Pay attention, Slimm. He's not a Democrat, he's now an Independent.
You righties should get some facts before you whine.
Name: Bongo the shitfaced baboon
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Message: Pay attention, Slimm. He's not a Democrat, he's now an Independent.
You righties should get some facts before you whine.
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then godammit, it's a f*cking DUCK!
Jeffords already stated that he will vote with the dumocrats, like he always has. He gave control of the senate to the dumocrats through his calculated defection. Hell, if all he wanted to do was be a puppet of the dumocrats, he could've continued on his merry way of socalist voting from within the Republican party. For all practical purposes, he could have declared himself a communist, a fascist, a neo-nazi, cuz it doesn't matter.
HE'S EFFECTIVELY A DEMOCRAT!!!
Name: Kerchak the Great Ape
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Message: "http://www.sugarmegs.org/"
this is a page of live realaudio files, largeley the dead plus there is some others and why i mention this today is a real cool live set from neil (young not diamond, sorry)circa 1976 - so far it is just acoustic but i amhoping the second file will be crazy horsee or sumthin like that - a good time for neil, circa 'tonights the night', before 'rust never sleeps.
and, some of those dead files are worth checking out : anything from 65-66 is just real cool w/a kind of goofy sir doug/? & the mysterians sound, bfore they turnd into the richman's jimmie buffet from tie-died hell.
there is some other stuff, allmans from 71 notably, i hadn't seen on here before but some people i hope would get a kick out of this. caveat emptor, re the dead : beware any performances past early 71, they get kinda fonky from then on...
Name: Smedley
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Message: HUNT DOWN AND KILL REPUBLICANS THEY ARE WORTHLESS SLIME CHILD MOLESTERS AND ADULTERERS WHO HIDE BEHIND THEIR BIBLE TO FORNICATE WITH THERE WHORES
Respectfully, it should be "their whores", not "there whores". By the way, as former president Clinton has proclaimed that blowjobs are not sex, would you consider getting a blowjob from a whore "formicating"?
Another question. What is a "slime child" and why would a Republican want to molest one?
Name: Lou B. Yanka
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Slime Goddess #1 : Danielle Dax!!!
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Me, I've always been a Siouxsie and the Banshees fan.
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Message: I know a 30-something straight married guy with 4 kids who got fucked up the ass by a gay friend of mine. Plus he's having an affair with a married woman who is friends with and a co-worker of the gay guy too. At least 1 of them reads this forum.
Sorry, but it ain't such a secret!
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HUNT DOWN AND KILL REPUBLICANS THEY ARE WORTHLESS SLIME CHILD MOLESTERS AND ADULTERERS WHO HIDE BEHIND THEIR BIBLE TO FORNICATE WITH THERE WHORES
Liberals are hate-filled AND stupid.
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I second the Siouxsie!
"Kiss them for me, I may be delayed"
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Speaking of Gothic (or semi-fetish), nobody beats Dita Von Teese
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Siouxsie and John Lydon-Rotten
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Message: Now might be a good time for politicians of all stripes to come to the aid of their country — and their profession — by informing the rest of us that their private lives are none of our business, period. Republicans might wish to offer a blanket apology for the unnecessary distractions they caused to the nation during the impeachment imbroglio, as well as the damage they did to our Constitution when they ignored this nostrum. As I recall, Clinton's sex life became public when he was being sued by Paula Jones for harassment. In questioning Bill Clinton to see if this type of harassment followed a pattern, Clinton committed perjury by lying to a Grand Jury. He was impeached for perjury. No one, not even the President, is above the law. What is so hard to understand about that? Now, tell me, just when did George Bush lie to a Grand Jury?